Un vampiro es una cosa…
Para el Finisecular, una aclaración previa:
Faggot (slang), a pejorative for a homosexual or effeminate man used mainly in North America.
Procesos de selección de personal: la pregunta definitiva
Sacada de aquí, a través de aquí.
A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners’ hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn’t know that a pirate doesn’t know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?
David Caruso one-liners
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Cosas que no cambian
Artículo enorme (por largo) de Martin Varsavsky. Va del futuro, cambios, y cosas así. 2.893 palabras según el Word (que también detecta alguna falta que otra, además de lo de Metcalfe, al que le quita una ‘e’). A lo que voy. Comentario enorme:
OTRA COSA QUE NO HA CAMBIADO NADA ES EL HECHO DE QUE LOS
ARGENTINOS SIGUEN HABLANDO POR LOS CODOS….
Toma réplica.
Governmentium
Via mail.
The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
Governmentium is the latest element Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered.Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons
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Fin.
El ataque delfín
Técnica de autodefensa mortífera: el ataque delfín.
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